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Because I Never Post Shit and I'm Bored. LOL [Oct. 6th, 2005|08:32 pm]
Tim
[mood |chipperchipper]
[music |One More Road to Cross by DMX]

1. Legal First name? Timothy Alen
2. Were you named after anyone? My middle name, but not my first
3. Do you wish on stars? No, but wishing on a beer doesn't sound so bad lol
4. When did you last cry? When I saw this survey lol
5. What is your favorite lunch meat? Pastrami and roast beef
6. What is your birth date? 05/03/79
7. What is your most embarrassing CD? Ja Rule
8. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you? No, I'd hate the fucking bastard...jk lol I probably would be.
9. Do you use sarcasm a lot and where does it come from? No, I'm just a major smartass and it comes from my pants :-p
10. What are your nicknames? Tim
11. Would you bungee jump? Maybe
12. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Nope
13. Do you think that you are strong? I'm not the governor of California, but im not that bad
14. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Mint Chocolate Chip
15. Shoe Size? 10 1/2
16. Red or pink? Red!
17. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? My full head of hair (I wish lol)
18. Who do you miss most? My Imaginary Friends :-p
19. Do you wanna Fanta? Its a little too cheesy for me
20. What color pants/skirt and shoes are you wearing? Whats pants? lol ..... I mean black.
21. What are you listening to right now? Elizabeth and a football game
22. What did you eat for breakfast? Me? Breakfast? I don't eat breakfast anymore.
23. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Black
24. What is the weather like right now? Nice and cool
25. Last person you talked to on the phone? Elizabeth :)
26. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Whatever stands out first lol
27. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Yes
28. Favorite Drink? Wild Turkey
29. Favorite Drink (Non-Alcoholic)? Coke
30. Hair Color? Brown (The hair still left lol)
31. Do you wear contacts? Nope
32. Favorite Food? Mexican food, italian food, burgers and steak
33. Last Movie You Watch? The Family Guy Movie; Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story
34. Favorite Day of the Year? Christmas
35. Scary Movies or Happy Endings? Both.
36. Summer or Winter? Winter
37. Hugs or Kisses? Or other things? lol
38. What Is Your Favorite Dessert? Cheesecake
39. Boxers of Briefs? Unless you already know, guess. lol
40. Living Arrangements? It has walls, a ceiling, windows, and I'm in it. :-p
41. What Books Are You Reading? None at this time
42. What's On Your Mouse Pad? A mouse and calculator
43. What Did You Watch Last night on TV? Cartoons and poker
44. Favorite Smells? Gasoline, spray paint and flatulence lol jk the smell after it rains is nice
45. Favorite junk food: Doritos
46. Rolling Stones or Beatles? Beetles who like to roll off of stones looking for Elvis
47. What's the farthest you've been from home? Montana and I'd like ot go back :)
48. Sweet Corn, Hot Porn, or Rip Torn? And I thought I was 2 fries short of a happy meal lol
49. Favorite TV Show? Survivor, Family Guy, South Park, Viva La Bam, and World Poker Tour (I watch too much TV and you can't do shit about it! lol)
50. Are We Done Yet? Noooooo.......I'm gonna write a 300 question survey and send it to the people who hate them most lol
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Quiz time [Jun. 14th, 2005|11:32 pm]
Tim
My name is Tavares, Grande Tavares lol

Your Sexy Brazilian Name Is

Grande Tavares



I would have picked Rupert, but its cool

Your Survivor Palau Twin is Katie

Funny, flippant, and well fed.

You'll whore yourself out to whoever has the power.




With my bad habits, it could be worse



You Will Die at Age 64



64





You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...

And how you'll die as well.


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Because I am bored and full of thought. [Jun. 14th, 2005|11:01 pm]
Tim
[mood |sleepysleepy]
[music |Lose It by Eminem]

So Michael Jackson got off yesterday, not guilty on all ten charges. I knew it all along. There is no way a celebrity is going to be convicted on anything (unless you're Martha Stewart and people are tired of your show lol). The prosecution could have done a better job despite the boys mother. I do however feel like the jury had already made its mind up and wanted to be sure Michael Jackson had a good reason to be let go. Near the end of the trial he was always in the hospital, taking a toll on him physically and mentally. Do I feel sorry for him? Nope. Don't sleep with fucking kids! If you don't do it, then you wont have anything to worry about. Don't lose your nose in all this, just don't sleep with kids. However, I do think it would be fun to have a carnival in my backyard.
Through the case and especially yesterday, all of us who watched Court TV have been subjected to this lady named Nancy Grace. This blonde lady who thinks she is queen of the fucking world. She's always cutting the other people off when they speak, arguing with them constantly. She is enough to make us all sick and someday I am gonna puke in a box and send it to her. Its fitting. lol
Its been awhile since I saw a Weird Al parody so I thought of a new idea. A long long time ago Hall and Oates did a song called Maneater. It would be just as easy to change the title to Spam Eater. I'm sure that could get a few laughs. I'm done now and I need the rest so good night everybody. :)
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Woke up, can't fall back asleep..... [May. 26th, 2005|07:15 am]
Tim
[mood |groggygroggy]
[music |Eminem - Ass Like That]

...turned on the tv and found something amazing. A music channel that doesn't play country music actually playing MUSIC. *GASP* I never thoguht I would see music on MTV or VH1 agian. lol
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(no subject) [May. 24th, 2005|10:58 pm]
Tim
[mood |amusedamused]
[music |Chapelles Show]

I just got done watching South Park, it was the chickenfucker episode. It must be one of the funniest episodes I have ever seen. Seeing Cartman as a cop and officer Barbrady learning to read were hillarious. It makes me want to see the South Park movie again. Respect my authoritah!
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New Look [May. 24th, 2005|10:19 pm]
Tim
[mood |creativecreative]
[music |Wait (the whisper song) - Yin Yang Twins]

Here we go gain with the new look, but I like it better than the last one. Maybe I will post regualrly this time without long layoffs too.....ummmm.......sure I will. lol
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Sidney's Memorial Service [Aug. 3rd, 2004|07:27 pm]
Tim
[mood |creativecreative]
[music |Billy Madison]

We went to Sidney's memorial service this morning. It was a very nice service and an honor to us to remember her. I thought the idea of signing Sidney's picture and releasing the balloons with messages to her were very good ideas (I just wish my handwriting didn't suck). It was also good to see many people we hadn't seen in a very long time; I just wish it had been under different circumstances. Lori, Mark, Lori's parents, Lori's sister, David and there were alot more nice people that we didn't know as well. After the service we went to have lunch with everyone and had a good time chatting. I ate like a pig, but not like the pig im used to being. We enjoyed it. Then we came home to relax (Elizabeth is fighting carpal tunnel and im making sure she doesn't use her right hand too much because that's what good husbands just do *wink*) now its raining and thundering. I love both and I love doing quizzes so its time for me to catch up on them.
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Our Friend Sidney [Jul. 28th, 2004|09:05 pm]
Tim
Me and Elizabeth are deeply saddened by Sidneys passing last night. We thank God we had the opportunity to have met her. She is an inspiration to us all and we all can learn a lesson in strength and fight from her. She was a beautiful and precious little girl.
Lori, we will keep you and your family in our prayers. Even if we haven't been in great contact as of late, we are still here for you.
*HUGS*
Tim and Elizabeth
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Go Lakers! [Apr. 20th, 2004|11:00 pm]
Tim
[mood |sleepysleepy]
[music |Shoot Pass Slam by Shaq]

After last nights win they are up 2-0 going to Houston. With Shaq coming up big in game 1 and Kobe and Karl Malone coming up big in game 2, it looks like the Rockets are in big trouble. Bring on the Spurs!
In other news, I cant wait to see Kill Bill Vol 2. Volume one kicked major ass and I will definitly see both soon.
"Do you want me to shoot it? No! Do you want me to pass it? No! Do you want me to slam? Yeah!" Shaq
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Survey time :) [Apr. 2nd, 2004|12:04 pm]
Tim
[mood |crankycranky]

01. What's the last thing you ate? Chicken Sandwich
02. What's your favourite cheese? Provolone
03. What's your favourite fish? Salmon
04. What's your favourite fruit? Dates
05. When, if ever, did you start liking olives? It's all about the black olives, green olives tastes like shit lol
06. When, if ever, did you start liking beer? When I was about 15 lol
07. When, if ever, did you start liking shellfish? Clams: an early age, Other Shellfish: Never
08. What was the best thing your mum/dad/guardian used to make? Enchiladas with beans, cheese, lettuce, and onions yummy :)
09. What's the native specialty of your hometown? Mexican food
10. What's your comfort food? Pizza and Double Cheeseburgers from McDonalds
11. What's your favourite type of chocolate? Mint chocolate chip
12. How do you like your steak? Well done
13. How do you like your burger? BIG! :) Well done too
14. How do you like your eggs? Scrambled with ham and cheese
15. How do you like your potatoes? Baked potatoes with lots of butter and sour cream
16. How do you take your coffee? milk and lots of sugar unless I am totally tired, then ill drink it black
17. How do you take your tea? Very sweet
18. What's your favourite mug? The mugs we like to put in the freezer
19. What's your biscuit or cookie of choice? Any cookie that is soft
20. What's your ideal breakfast? I hardly eat breakfast lol
21. What's your ideal sandwich? Philly Cheesesteak or provolone chese with lots of roast beef on a giant piece french bread
22. What's your ideal pizza : Ham and beef or chicken
23. What's your ideal pie (sweet or savoury)? Pumpkin pie with lots of cool whip
24. What's your ideal salad? I hardly eat salad, but when I do I like lots of ham or chicken or shrimp and blue cheese dressing
25. What food do you always like to have in the fridge? Those burritos you buy in the 10 pack and stick in the microwave or mini pizzas
26. What food do you always like to have in the freezer? Ground beef, pizza, steak, ice cream :)
27. What food do you always like to have in the cupboard? Mac and cheese, cereal, ramen soups, and cans of spinach (don't ask, just a favorite)
28. What spices can you not live without? Lemon pepper, hot sauce, garlic salt
29. What sauces can you not live without? Spaghetti sauce
30. Where do you buy most of your food? Wal Mart
31. How often do you go food shopping? Whenever we can afford it lol
32. What's the most you've spent on a single food item? Probably 25 dollars at Red Lobster on the Filet Mignon and lobster
33. What's the most expensive piece of kitchen equipment you own? The fridge? lol
34. What's the last piece of equipment you bought for your kitchen? A knife set given to us by my mother
35. What piece of kitchen equipment could you not live without? the George Foreman grill because I like cooking burgers and sometimes steaks with it
36. How many times a week/month do you cook from raw ingredients? 3 or 4 times a week
37. What's the last thing you cooked from raw ingredients? Jambalaya mix with chopped smoked sausage
38. What meats have you eaten besides cow, pig and poultry? Duck
39. What's the last time you ate something that had fallen on the floor? Its bveen awhile lol
40. What's the last time you ate something you'd picked in the wild? I don't remember lol
41. Place in order of preference: Mexican, Italian, American, Chinese
42. Place in order of preference: Bourbon, Scotch, Tequila, Brandy, Rum, Vodka
43. Place in order of preference:Garlic, Lemon Pepper, Tabasco, Cayenne Pepper
44. Place in order of preference: Dates, Watermelon, Cherry, Pear, Apple
45. Bread and spread: Cinnamon spread we cant find at the store anymore
46. What's your fast food restaurant of choice, and what do you usually order? McDonalds, I order 2 or 3 double cheeseburgers nd a large coke or a combo and double cheeseburger on the side
47. Pick a city. What are the three best dining experiences you've had in that city. El Paso, Carinos, Chicos, and Edge of Texas
48. What's the next thing you'll eat? Probably double cheeseburgers :-p

Now i'm hungry! lol
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